Before plunging into the main subject, I would like to introduce a bread-related anime: Yakitate Japan. Interestingly 'bread' in Japanese is 'pan' (as in 'pun'). The main character of this anime seeks to become a world class bread maker, and often experiments on making different kinds of bread, which he called 'Ja-pan' (Japanese bread). Besides being comedic, this anime is very informative regarding the knowledge of bread. Yup, my recommendations. =)
I wish I could make my own bread...
*pictures from Wiki and Google
Bread Slice
The original form of ‘bread’. A cuboid-ish loaf cut into slices. Used to be my staple breakfast when I was small, but since then I’ve discovered better bread forms beyond these plain white flat slices. My favourite brand is still Gardenia though. Anyone remember its slogan: “So good… you can even eat it on its own”? However I think the statement is not necessary true, as I still find myself coupling kaya, butter or cheese slices with the plain bread. The only kind of bread I could happily eat it on its own is the raisin type (occasionally fruit nuts). Once I bought a Gardenia raisin bread loaf and treated it as both lunch and dinner haha.
Sandwich
This is quite a broad term – as long as some ingredients are inserted in between two bread pieces, it’s considered a sandwich. My initial impression of a sandwich was triangular (often seen in convenient stores), which later extended to a square, then burgers. This is a good example of how I broadened definitions as I matured and learned more. Somehow I don’t really like the crust. I’ll usually bite the surrounding crust off first before attacking the centre (the 先苦后甜 principle). Similarly for hotdog buns, I would munch up the outer bread before the naked hotdog. Fortunately most commercial sandwiches don’t come with crusts.
There’s a recent hype about the mega-sized burgers introduced by McDonalds and Burger King. Heard the meat patty is not as nice. Seen pictures taken by patrons which show the skyscraper burgers on the verge of collapsing. I wonder how you could land the first mouth on it. Even for Carl Jr burgers I had some difficulty taking a proper bite. Ultimately such burgers aren’t very eater-friendly and it’s really easy to make a mess out of it.
French Loaf
Aka ‘Jiam Tao Lo Ti’. Never had a liking for these bread in the first place. Too tough for my teeth. Rather than enjoying the food, I seemed to be spending a great deal of effort trying to chew bits off the stick. Can be very exhausting honestly. Have you ever had ‘numb jaws’ after vigorous chewing? I know there are softer ones, but my mum kept buying the harder ones from Delifrance. Heard it was because these loaves were part of the bakery’s clearance offer… Now we know why.
Croissant
It was only late in my teens when I discovered the beauty of croissants. It feels really good biting through the numerous thin layering of bread. Better if there’s a sausage at the centre! The softness is quite a contrast to French loaves. From Yakitate Japan I learnt that making a croissant from dough is not that easy.
Pizza
I rarely eat those from Pizza Hut or restaurants. Too much a luxury for me. And I find the bread base too thin (like biscuit). Usually I would only eat those cheapskate mini pizzas from neighbourhood bakeries, but some can taste really good too. It’s really annoying to see out-of-shape, non-homogeneous pizzas though. A sign of bad handwork. Cheese, ham, sausage slices, onion, peas, maize seeds, carrot bits, tomato/chilli sauce… yum yum! Looks like an unwrapped popiah to me.
Pie
Apple pie! Pineapple Pie! Chicken Pie (read this aloud in Chinese)! I think the chicken pie from Delifrance is really heavenly. The contents are soft and fresh, compared to those like in Giant – hard and stale. I think this is because my mum usually buys those end-of-day clearance ones. So it’s a trade of quality for price. I love the outer skin of pies, but it often generates lots of crumbs (I would eat the skin crumbs as well haha).
Doughnut
Used to be so popular few years ago. Okay, I think it’s still rather popular now. Wanted to try the famous doughnuts from Raffles City but never got a chance to do so. But recently I received a free one from Central Forum =p. Some doughnuts can really make you feel sinful upon eating it. Last time I used to eat doughnuts with colourful chocolate rice. Colour of food seems to be the main factor that attracts kids (at least to me). But gradually I realized it wasn’t that great after all. There’s a kind of plain doughnut where you’ve to add sugar manually. Wow that’s troublesome.
Bun

I prefer buns with fillings. In some cases I can’t really tell what’s hidden inside, which adds to the mysterious feel. Then I would try to take a bite, and hope to get a surprise. Occasionally disappointment if the filling isn’t something desirable. But sometimes I would chew off almost three-quarters of the bun and realize there’s nothing inside… (cheat my feelings T_T ) However there are some buns which taste just as great without fillings, thanks to their crispy surface or toppings.
Waffle
I usually eat those soft and slightly elastic waffles, which have been left for some time in the open. So my impression wasn’t that good. But recently my friend has introduced me to a stall in The Deck which sells freshly prepared waffles. Finally I got the chance to savour hot fresh crispy waffles! Anyway why do waffles have squarish patterns on it? (Yeah you could play Tetris with it) I think peanut butter goes really well with it. Haven’t tried those with ice cream scoops on the top though.
Muffin
Chocolate muffin’s my favourite! The surface of muffins is really tasty! (but the surface is normally quite small) If the muffin contains any fillings, it’s even better! That will really serve as a pleasant surprise. =) But I don’t quite like to tear off the paper at the bottom as it leaves an ugly mark on its sides. Normally muffins will make you full quickly, similar to cakes.
Actually there is still one more kind of bread I would like to talk about. But I'll wait till the time is ripe. Hehe...

